Best PMT question ever!

by Bram on Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:37 pm

Q:How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman'sAnswer:

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb!

They don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F**er EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

by Pythia on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:49 am

LMAO

Its sssoooo true! I could list the things in this house....ok, no. I wont go there just cus its that time of the moon cycle and men just don't..... *breathes*

Ok, im going to run away before i vent...On the bright side at least we have a valid reason for losing our tempers..PMT is an acceptable excuse.

by Bram on Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:23 am

Pythia wrote:...at least we have a valid reason for losing our tempers..PMT is an acceptable excuse.

Perfectly acceptable.. i think even men would give us that one. Although they do seem to take it to the extreme and accuse us of it whenever they put us in a bad mood...

"I'm not being hormonal and unreasonable, you're just generally pissing me off!"

Have you tried using it as an excuse for getting all clumsy and walking into doors and stuff? Men seriously don't buy that (they just point and laugh at you for walking into doors!)
But am i wrong or is it just me?
When i get my period i get REALLY uncoordinated and seem to loose any sense of spacial awareness! I drop cups and misjudge chairs and stuff. Last month i gave myself a whacking great bruise by slamming my knee into the side of the bath trying to climb in...
I'm like a walking slapstick comedy sketch for 3 days a month!

Ok, someone please tell me it's not just me, cause i just read that back and even i'm calling myself stupid!

Best PMT question ever!

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