http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/-t1.htm Post your faourite giggles and quizzes here Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:21:11 GMT 10 http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/12/54/82/52/ban410.gif http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/-t1.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/treasure-hunt-t151.htm Pythia The idea is a member asks for an image and the following person finds and posts one (you can host the image in servimg or photobucket) then they request a picture also. I'll start us off, here's a witch on a broomstick Now can someone find me a picture of a silver chalice? Jokes & Quizzes Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:21:11 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/treasure-hunt-t151.htm#339 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/treasure-hunt-t151.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/best-pmt-question-ever-t138.htm Bram Q:How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? Woman'sAnswer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past ... Jokes & Quizzes Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:37:41 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/best-pmt-question-ever-t138.htm#281 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/best-pmt-question-ever-t138.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/christian-kitties-t79.htm Pythia The local preacher was walking down the street when he saw a little girl named Willow with a box in her front yard. "Hello little girl, what is in the box?" "It is a box full of Christian kittens," Willow replied showing him some newborn baby kittens. He smiled wishing her a good day as he continued his walk. A week later while taking his walk, he passed by the Willow with the box of kittens in her front yard again. "Hello, little girl. How are those Christian kittens ... Jokes & Quizzes Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:32:21 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/christian-kitties-t79.htm#105 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/christian-kitties-t79.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/test-your-brain-t52.htm Bram Count every “F” in the following text. FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... How many did you get? It can be pretty much guaranteed that whatever you got is wrong. My sister watched me do this half a dozen times before she took pity on my frustration (and grew anxious that I might throw her laptop across the room) and told me the answer. There are 6. Apparently the brain does not detect the F’s in “of” when ... Jokes & Quizzes Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:14:40 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/test-your-brain-t52.htm#59 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/test-your-brain-t52.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/what-dragon-soul-do-you-have-t40.htm Pythia This looked like fun. I couldn't pass up this one! Have a go and see which dragon soul you have. http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/IndiLovedragon/what-dragon-soul-do-you-have/ You Scored as Blue Dragon You're a blue dragon. You're loaded with tenderness and love. You're easily able to say how you feel and understand people's feelings. When someone is sad, you give them tender loving care. You're a true charmer. Blue Dragon 94% Red Dragon 92% Sun Dragon 91% Green Dragon ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:39:23 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/what-dragon-soul-do-you-have-t40.htm#44 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/what-dragon-soul-do-you-have-t40.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/what-age-do-you-act-t38.htm Pythia Came across this quiz. Look forward to seeing everyone's results http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/ This was my result, i've knocked 5 years off, i'm not gonna grumble at that! You Act Like You Are 19 Years Old You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:31:34 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/what-age-do-you-act-t38.htm#42 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/what-age-do-you-act-t38.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/the-chakra-test-t39.htm Pythia http://www.eclecticenergies.com/chakras/introduction.php

Root: open (31%)
Sacral: open (56%)
Navel: open (69%)
Heart: over-active (75%)
Throat: over-active (75%)
Third Eye: open (69%)
Crown: open (56%)

Overall not bad, could do with a clear out though.]]> Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:35:19 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/the-chakra-test-t39.htm#43 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/the-chakra-test-t39.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/7-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children-t27.htm Pythia A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:35:43 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/7-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children-t27.htm#30 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/7-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children-t27.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/institution-t26.htm Pythia During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:26:23 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/institution-t26.htm#29 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/institution-t26.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/short-but-funny-t25.htm Pythia A man walked into the doctors surgery wearing underpants made of cling film. The doctor looked at him and said "well, I can clearly see you're nuts". Phone answering machine message: "if you want to buy some marijuana please press the hash button". My friend drowned in a bowl of meusli - a strong currant pulled her in. Our ice cream man was found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police say he topped himself. Police arrested ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:24:28 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/short-but-funny-t25.htm#28 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/short-but-funny-t25.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/disorder-in-the-american-courts-t24.htm Pythia These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of biting their lip to stay calm while these exchanges were taking place. You can't make this stuff up. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15. Q: What year? A: Every ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:22:16 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/disorder-in-the-american-courts-t24.htm#27 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/disorder-in-the-american-courts-t24.htm http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/colonoscopies-t23.htm Pythia A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by is patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the ... Jokes & Quizzes Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:18:02 GMT http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/colonoscopies-t23.htm#26 http://edsme.heavenforum.com/jokes-quizzes-f18/colonoscopies-t23.htm